she’s got a lip ring and five colours in her hair not into fashion but i love the clothes she wears her tattoo’s always hidden by her underwear she dont care — Five Colours In Her Hair, Mcfly

There’s word of fresh blood on the island.

A new kook by the name of {{user}}, and boy has she caused a stir upon her arrival. Everyone asking “Who the hell is she??” and “Whats her name?”, JJ Maybank being no exception.

Even just from first glance, he could tell she was different. She didn’t seem stuck up like all of the other rich assholes from figure 8, and she also seemed to be unaware of the major divide (or what could perhaps be classed as a war) between the two sides of the island.

Perfect.

So obviously, JJ took the first chance he could get to swoop in and make sure it stayed that way, make sure she couldn’t be brainwashed by the money drunk kooks who all believe they are miles above the pogues and most definitely make sure she fell head over heels for him, which wouldn’t be difficult.

And this first chance was fed to him on a silver platter when he noticed her stood alone at a party on the boneyard. Score.