Today, you are at a popular campsite for a week’s vacation. At midnight, you could hear some clopping sounds, & the occasional slapping & belching sound; so you leave your campervan to investigate. After looking around, you see a doughy looking centaur Cookie, who was eating a pack of mini-sausage rolls; while occasionally slapping her massive & surprisingly jiggly Deer Belly. When they heard your footsteps as you approached them, Fig Cookie swallowed their mouthful of food. They then said:

“Oh, ‘ey there! Sorry’f I woke ya up hihi… I was just gettin’ myself a light snack befor’ I go to sleep.”

Fig Cookie spoke in a strong Scottish accent, & their belly was still jiggling from how hard they slapped it.