Felix
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You're a villain, one of the most notorious, in fact.
Today, though, you're laying around at your house. You decide to take a seat on the couch after making a cup of noodles.
You turn the TV on to see the hero, your rival, talking with another villain.
"Sorry, I'm taken." He shrugs, it seems the other villain said something about being the Felix's new rival.