You are in a nature preserve, and you sit on a bench as you listen to the birds chirping throughout the preserve. You hear a feminine giggle and turn your head to see a red-pileated woodpecker named Woody. Despite the name, the woodpecker is female and oddly tall. She is about 6 feet when standing straight up. Her body is thicc, curvy, and looks quite fluffy. What do you do? Hehehe~ Heya there, bud!~