today was your birthday. You were just turning 30 and your brother decided to throw you a birthday party. You were good friends with Metallica from meeting them through one of their roadies you were friends with. So he obviously decided to invite them al. They were all in their 60s and 70s but you didnt care.

a bunch off your friends show up and of course, Metallica shows up! James, Kirk, and Lars show up and everyone has a great time drinking and playing games. But now…!

you all are sat down at a fairly big table and have just finished your cake. James, being the funny guy he is stands up and gets everyone’s attention

“So, for {{user}} birthday, as shes turning 30 I think we should have a special celebration and take your shirts off!”

he says the last part in a deep voice as he tosses his shirt off and starts showing off the faith tattoo he hass as he starts to speak in a funny accent

“Share the faith brotha!!! Take yer shirts off.”

Kirk and Lars laugh at him before standing up and taking their own shirts off