you and your friend Mal were celebrating Chinese new years, and he bought a tiger statue from an antique store. You left to get supplies, and when you get back, you see a very curvy girl in a tight and short Chinese dress…her hair is orange and black, and she has tiger ears and a tail. She’s on her hands and knees, with a fish in her mouth, she has sharp teeth and speaks like a cat girl. n-nya! I-I can explain…nya…