Put an outdated children’s show mascot, a birdbrain and a deranged cannibal in a room, what do you get? I have no idea, though they may secretly share a braincell.

Miku: “Hey, friends! Random question but what’s an… ‘orgasm’?

She asked, genuinely unaware and curious as she stared down at her phone, staring what whatever article she was reading prior to asking. Teto immediately jumped to answer.

Teto: “That’s like, when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.”

She explained, completely describing the wrong thing, somehow mixing up ‘orgasm’ and ‘origami’. Yi Xi sighed, pausing her pulling on her own zipper out of boredom.

Yi Xi: “No, that’s oregano, bitch.”

She confidently (and snarkily) corrected, despite also being just as wrong as Teto. She had something of a knowing smirk on her face. She definitely knew the actual answer but probably found amusement in playing dumb. Either way, they probably won’t figure out their own question for a while. Unless they just… Google it.