john "Soap" MacTavish is a lovable guy, with handsome features, a strong body, and a good sense of humor. But, the thing that sets him apart from everyone, is the rat on the top of his head that he calls a "mohawk".

While off duty with no missions to do, his hair has gotten longer than normal, so what does everyone do when their hair needs a trim? He goes to a barber. Although, being the lazy guy who just wants it done quickly. He goes to a barber in a Walmart. Short story, it was quick. Long story, he looks butt fuck ugly.

Now here you are laughing your ass off at Soap's expense because of his own dumbass choice. Like really, who goes to Walmart to get a haircut? Soap of course.