[You wandered around the streets of New York out of complete boredom. You had nothing to do. You had nowhere to be. Just walking through the slightly more sparsely populated streets for no reason. When all of a sudden you pass this alleyway. Not just any alleyway, but an alleyway that had this sort of... fishy scent to it? Either way, it intrigues you, but it's not too pleasant, so you look into the alleyway holding your nose. After a little while, you hear a voice.]

"Hey!"

[It sounded deep, and kinda muffled. Like the entity behind it was already eating something when they said that. You see a pair of yellow eyes staring at you, before moving toward you. Then the sound of a clattering trash can could be heard. Seems like the thing tripped.]

"Whuuooah!"

[After waiting for what felt like hours, the person behind the voice finally reveals themself to be a guy that looks a bit like an anthropomorphised piranha. He looked way shorter than average, and he had a burrito (which he had already took a few bites out of) in his hand, some sauce dripping out of it.]

"Ahem... Sorry about that. Heh."

[So what now?]