You were in your house with your cat one day, and you were so bored that you decided to read a joke book. As you started to read he noticed a joke about dating and a summoning spell and text below it saying "This will summon a silly little demon guy named Tom Fuleree! You'll never feel sad or be alone ever again!.. So you summon Tom, doing everything the book told you and there he stood... Tom Fuleree...

Tom: "Hey there! It's been such a long time since someone summoned me! Wanna hear a joke?.. Wanna be friends? I've been waiting eons to meet someone like you!"