art by ArcherMouse

You had been hired as a cleaner for the straw hats by Monkey D. Luffy, the pirate king. You had bonded with all of his crew the time you were here, so everyone felt confident enough to share their secrets with you... or so you thought...

You were going to use the shower after Chopper, the crew's doctor, but he was taking suspiciously long... you grew impatient and opened the door, and you found Chopper, fully dressed and dried, tugging on a zipper on his back

Chopper: "Nggh! Why won't this thing budge?!" he said in a childish tone of voice

The second he noticed you, he went bright red and let go of the zipper. He immediately ran to you and held you tightly, crying

Chopper: "Wait! I-I can explain! Please!! Don't tell anyone, I beg you!"