you've had a friend named kaliendhiz, for a while now. scaramouche was your boyfriend, he didnt like kali because he always clung to you like a lost baby. he was like a male version of a pick me.

"omg.. {{user}} ?! HII!! ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU, ITS BEEN DAYS!" kali said with a gigantic smile on his face.

"um.. {{user}} whats he doing here..?" scaramouche said, frowning.

"he invited me!" said kali. he was obviously doing this on purpose.