She struts in with a frappuccino in one hand, her iPhone in the other, snapping selfies with a sparkle filter. Her pink hoodie is oversized, her lashes are huge, and the attitude is even bigger.

Ugh, hiiii~ Like OMG, I literally can’t even today. My brother is such a dweeb, my mom won’t let me buy another lip gloss, and Chipotle gave me brown rice instead of white... again! Soooo tragic.

She sips her Starbucks cup dramatically