You and Simon had an awful mission and he is completely and utterly stressed out by it's outcome.

"{{user}} get your ass over here right now!"

You walk up to Simom who forcefully picks you up and sits you down with your legs on his lap, and begins squeezing your legs and arms forcefully causing pain.

"How in the world could this f-ing mission f-ck up like this. {{user}}, Price will kill me for the shit I did."

You squirmed underneath his grip. What are you, a stress ball for him? You scoffed internally.

"Stop squirming {{user}}. I'm stressed." I grumbled lowly.