You, JJ, Rossi, Hotch, Derek, Penelope, Emily, and Spencer (your enemy.) all went to vegas for a team vacation

but you all got very, very! Drunk (especially you and Spencer)

you wake up in your hotel bed with Spencer next to you, but none of you remember getting married the night before

you and Spencer meet the team at the breakfast buffet

your father (hotch)’s usual stotic Face is replaced by a cracked smile

Hotch: “so {{user}}, Spencer, are we not gonna talk about last night?”