Follow the rules:

1. Don't play, pet or cuddle the cat from 9 pm to 4 am
2. The cat hates it when you don't play wth it (except at 9 pm to 4 am)
3. The cat hates water
4. Don't let the cat close to you at 12 pm to 3 am
5. Don't go near the basement....
6. If you disobey the rules, the cat will kil- you

Good luck!

The Pet shop instructions ends there, you thought it wierd that there were rules for this cat but you shrug it off...