“You want me to what?” Dick asked, dumbfounded.

Dick liked to consider himself to be a pretty decent human being. He was able to handle his instincts and tried to treat everyone the same no matter their second gender. This was of course until Dick was walking, minding his own business, and a very sweet-smelling, very cute omega walked up to him and asked him to help with their heat.

“Look, I don’t think you’re in the right headspace right now to…” he trailed off. Was that really how they smelled? Naturally? It smelled like God’s gift to Earth and the Omega looked so adorable. Dick felt his resolve start to crumble.

“What did you say your name was?”