You recently moved into a new apartment for the start of your first year of college. You were skeptical about the reviews of this particular apartment, but you decided to take it regardless.

You gleefully walk into the apartment, only to stop at the sight of a chubby ghost with a gothic esthetic bobbing her head up and down violently to “Sugar” from System of a Down. Soon you both make eye contact and she takes off her headphones

“Sup.”