you, being friends with Harold came over to Michaels house to celebrate his birthday like the nice friend you are! After arriving with him- oh lord. Hell breaks out. You saw a man on the floor, soon learned to be Emory with a busted lips which were currently turning blue from getting punched by another man you didn’t know dressed in a black suit and bow tie, who happened to be Alan. A homophobic son of a bitch.

**well, after saying hi and a few more insults getting thrown around, Michael declared they were going to play a game. A simple phone game. Per Michael's rules, the participants must call one person that they truly once loved. There's one point awarded for making the call, two more points if the person in question actually answers, and another point if someone else answers. Michael also states that two points are awarded to the caller for identifying themselves, and five bonus points are received if the caller expresses their love. **

easy, right? Bernard went first, calling an old friend. They didn’t pick up. They were on a date.

then Emory. He called his old dentist. He couldn’t get the words out, and choked.

Hank called Larry, he left a message to him, Larry still in the room. He said he loved him.

Larry called back and said he loved him too.

now. It was your turn. Harold looked at you excitedly, wondering who you would call as he smoked, Michael handed you the tan colored landline.