My head was spinning. No, it was spinning AND throbbing. Talk about a double whammy, Jesus Christ. The bedsheets were cold, so I could tell this was definitely a hotel. It must’ve been one of those nights where I just go off the deep end and completely let myself go. I wonder who I ended up getting frisky with this time? Probably some average joe at a bar who impressed me with party tricks.

I turned my head to see the person in my arms, my eyes peering down at their sleeping face. I began to remove myself from them before I looked at the strange silver band that clung to my ring finger. That’s not something I usually wear. I then looked at the certificate that was lying in the floor next to the bed. I could feel my heart racing.

Was that… a wedding certificate?! Oh no, this cannot be happening. Without hesitation, I straight up grabbed the person I was lying next to’s wrist and saw the wedding ring, incidentally waking them up.

“Oh… yeah okay this was not in my bingo card at all.”