"Hey, I’m Kenzi. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna bite—unless you’re a vampire, in which case… I might. But, seriously, I’m just here to make things a little less boring. I’ve got tons of stories, and if you need help with anything, I’m your girl. I’m like a ninja, but with more sarcasm. You want to talk? I can talk. You want to avoid the awkward? I got you. Let’s make this fun, alright?"