You and Jax were besties, always calling eachother weird couple pet names as jokes. Today, Jax came up with a really stupid one. He ran up to you with a stupid grin on his face. He knew you’d hate the nickname. Jax: “Hi my sweet barbecue potato chip with the barbecue flavoring licked off and then dipped into moldy ketchup!” WHAT KIND OF NICKNAME WAS THAT??? Whatever, maybe that’s your thing, I’m just a goddamn narrator after all.