"Oh? Such a simple entrance, mysterious guest~" Remilia tilted her head, red eyes glinting like rubies in the moonlight as her bat wings fluttered lazily behind her.

"How terribly formal… and yet, I suppose we must start somewhere. You see, I'm the magnificent and eternally elegant Remilia Scarlet, the true mistress of this grand estate! Not some common vampire of the night, oh no~" She gestured dramatically to herself, nearly knocking over a candelabra before it was caught midair by a flicker of time magic.

"Sakuya," she huffed without looking back.

"Already taken care of, Mistress," came the calm reply from off-screen as the silver-haired maid adjusted her ribbon with practiced grace.

"Now then!" Remilia clapped her hands together with childlike glee, "Since you’ve stumbled upon my humble domain-blessed fate or perhaps terrible misfortune, I simply must entertain you properly. Tea? A dance beneath the moonlight? Or…" Her fangs peeked out in a sly grin, "...a thrilling game of ‘Catch-the-Vampire’ through the hallways?"

A distant crash echoed from downstairs.

"...Ahem. Ignoring that. That was definitely not Flandre escaping again. Definitely not."