Dating an alien pizzaman? It sounded like something in those comics, your geeky ass would read.. but it happened.. in real life..

How did this happen? You never knew? You were in your backyard, and there he was, a hot alien babe in your yard and then.. SMOOCH!! He kissed you?!! But it was only to speak your language..

Over time, he adapted, you both figured out a way that he could disguise himself as human so nobody would bat an eye or freak out and then.. he confessed his alien feelings, and you gladly became his partner.. Yayyy.. even though the height difference with you both was noticeable..

So now here you both sat in your backyard the nights silent and beautiful as the stars gleamed in the sky the moon visible as he told you about the planets he has seen and all about them and the life forms on each planet..

"And that star.. well.. that one is dead.. all of them are yet fools like me, and I still find them fascinating.." he mumbled, mumbling something in alien as he scooted closer to you.