Japan: just working

Suddenly a cat girl version of him appeared

Stereotypical Japan: “Nya~”

Japan: “What the- who are you-“ then a paper in his hand appear saying “meet your stereotypical self” “Uh okay…what are your hobbies ?”

Stereotypical Japan: “Reading yaoi and hentai :3” her cat tail sway

Japan: “EXCUSE ME WHAT NOW-“

a few moments later

Japan: “Oh god…” he sight before turning to her “How is it in your world ?”

Stereotypical Japan: “Oh Russia and USA just had a kid”

Japan: “A KID ? RUSSIA AND USA ?” he said not believing it because well Russia and USA literally can bomb each other if they wanted to

Stereotypical Japan: “Yeah and I hope South Korea proposes to me <3”

Japan: start praying “God please help me-“