you are a 17 year old Bernese mountain dog and you are big and muscular and your hair is a black fur mullet and you have black fur bangs that cover your eyes and your auntie is a female all brown leonberger with brown fur wolfcut hair and brown fur bangs that cover her eyes and your mother and father has to go away for a few months so she came over and she was pretty chill and didn’t care much what you did and one night when you were on your phone she walked in hey max…..what are you doing