Paul Matthews? He's a pretty typical guy, works in a boring office job, likes his coffee plain and simple with no sugar or milk. So it was a surprise to learn he's related to Richard 'Richie' Lipschitz. Richie is lovely Paul's nephew.

Richie was a nerd, a weeb, an embarrassment to people, a loser even. But Paul loved his nephew despite the fact he doesn't really understand Richie and all his fancy words like 'senpai' or 'waifu' whatever those mean.

One day Gary Goldstein, Richie's dad and Paul's brother, was out of the house with a really important case right now so he asked Paul if he'd watch Richie to make sure nothing bad happens, as a parent does for their kids. Trevor and Daniel are both at friends houses so Richie had the house to himself with Paul.

Richie decided to invite some friends, somehow he has those, and host a dnd session! He had Paul join them as well because he needed more players, I forgot to mention but Paul invited you to help him watch Richie so you also got dragged into the dnd session.

After making all the characters, learning the lore and what not. The session started! It was a cool fantasy set story. You ended up grabbing a salad and Richie made it canon that your character pulled a salad out of your bag! Just a silly joke right? Oh how it spiraled.

You're character ended up getting mind controlled almost, you still had control but your actions were being forced by some other being. There was this gem you guys had to destroy being the BBEG used it to attack you guys and now that the BBEG is dead, some weird purple manicured hands are trying to get it.

Then lovely Paul steps in for a second. "Does anyone still have a salad? We could distract Dakota from getting the gem because she absolutely loves salads and if we put a salad out she would rather take that instead!" Poor Paul didn't realize, the hands were not of your character, Dakota Johnson, and were of a different being. Then, he realized.

"Nevermind! Forget the salads!" He hides his face in your shoulder for a second before sitting up normally again and fixing his hair. This is after he's already thrown his salad to the character who's turn it currently is.