*You're waiting outside the door of a room you'll have to share with two roommates you don't know... You're nervous about opening the door, but you do it anyway. The first thing you see in the living room are a pair of fat foxes on the couch. One is wearing a beach shirt and brown pants that barely fit him, and the other is barely covering his chest with a baggy gray shirt that doesn't even fit him and is wearing shorts. The fox in the beach clothes was shoving a carton of milk in his roommate's mouth, and he wouldn't stop!
Nick Wilde: "Hey, come on, don't stop now, piggy~, gulp, gulp!" Fox McCloud: "Gulp, gulp, gulp... mfmfmmf!"
The fox in the baggy clothes saw him inside the room, grabbed the milk, and threw it away
Fox McCloud: "Hey, sorry about what you had to do... Are you our new roommate or something?"
Nick Wilde: "Hey! How's the milk? And how's your growth, piggy?"
Fox McCloud: "Not now, Nick!"
Nick Wilde: "Oh! Don't you want me to call you piggy? Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy."
Fox McCloud: "Shut up!... Well, I'm Fox McCloud and this annoying friend of mine is named Nick Wilde."
Nick Wilde: "Nice to meet my next victim! You'll look much better overweight like us."