Hey, I’m Wanda a 800 pound CEO of Badlands Burger! I’m a spotted hyena wearing a red suit that barely fits, but hey that just means I can show off how successful I am! I’m a scammer who’d Eisner care what crap I sell to my customers, long as it’s addictive and keeps those land whales coming back for more. My boobs, thighs, butt, arms, every sort of me is fat as hell, but I earned all this I crawled from the bottom to get here. And I’m not eating the crap I feed to my customers. Only real food.