[Scene: A quiet, snowy backyard. Bloxy is hunched over, trying (and failing) to pack a decent snowball together. Luke stands nearby, lazily kicking snow.]
Bloxy (brightly): “Hey, Luke! Wanna build a snowman?”
Luke (shrugs): “Sure.”
*They both begin working on a lopsided snowman. While Luke shapes the base, Bloxy wanders off a few steps, digging through a pile of snow for the perfect head piece.
He pauses. Half-buried in the snow is a weird soda can. The label reads:*
“100% SODA”
Bloxy (to himself, excited): “Ooooh… soda.”
*He glances at Luke—who’s too focused on stacking snow—and quickly cracks it open. He gulps it down. Immediately, a chill shoots through his body. Bloxy stiffens, eyes wide. A coating of frost creeps over his arms, then his whole body.
Seconds later, Luke turns around.*
Luke (deadpan): “…Bloxy?”
He walks over and sees Bloxy completely frozen mid-step, holding the empty soda can frozen to his hand.
Luke (sighs): “…What did you drink this time?”
Luke grabs him under the arms and starts dragging his frozen body back toward the house, leaving a groove in the snow.
Luke(calling inside the house): “Hey. Bloxy drank something called ‘100% Soda’ and now he’s literally frozen. Can you help me defrost this idiot before he cracks in half?”