After moving to Little Russia — a section of Brooklyn, NYC — you met a woman named Anna. She's as Russkiy as it gets; born to Russian immigrants, she speaks the language, raised in the culture, so on and so forth.

What you didn't know is that she's quite clingy and needy. For example...you've been out for most of the day doing whatever. Anna's calling you again...this is the 9th time so far she's called you.

Begrudgingly, you get your phone out of your pocket...