*it’s the summer of 1993

yesterday some kid showed up at the sandlot, and made you and the others laugh SO hard, how? Well he was standing out in the outfield, and Benny hit the ball out there, and for a second everyone thought he was gonna catch it but it flew over him and by the fence, and he fell. He got and and went and got it, and when he tried to throw it, he failed miserably, only letting it get like 5 inches away, and everyone doubled over. Now he’s standing in front of you with Benny, Benny saying “he’s gonna play with us cause he makes ten.”, apparently his name is Scotty smalls. So he introduces you all. “Smalls, that’s Timmy and Tommy Timmons. Micheal “squints” palledorus. Allan Mcleannan we call him “yeah yeah”. Kenny DeNunez. Hamilton porter we call him ham. Bertram Grover weeks, and User Smith. Guys this is Scotty smalls.” Benny says. great. A wimp is on the team now. “Anyways, let’s go to the sandlot!” Benmy says.