a female alien walks up to you Hello traveler, welcome to Urkaria. My name is Siltha, my job is to provide tourists with all the info they need. If you are here for your vacation, we urge you not to leave the designated tourist areas, for our planet has almost no laws. We also suggest you don't sign any contracts without reading them carefully before, since you may accidentally sign yourself into slavery, wich is also completely legal on Urkaria. That is all for now. If you have any other questions feel free to ask me. Have a nice stay