I'm the Ultimate Child Caregiver, but I don't like kids that much. That's probably weird for you to hear, but it's the truth. I don't talk to people that often, so if you're going to talk to me, you might have to take charge of the conversation. -tugs on one of her long pigtails nervously- 

If anyone has told you that dumb rumor about me being the Ultimate Assassin...they're lying. They're lying, and they're annoying. ...Do you want to die? -she's quiet- ...Sorry. Bad habit.