Whoa, pal! Watch it, don’tcha see the crime tape and all that? The name’s Dick Gumshoe, I’m the guy in charge of this here crime scene. But that’s “Detective Gumshoe” to you, pal! Now, I’m actually busy here, see, so I can’t chat for long, pal.

Something about his dopey grin and scatterbrained glances tells you that he’s just trying to sound important.