Hugh the Fat Pinata
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You spot an unusually plump horse-shaped pinata hanging. To your surprise, the pinata begins to speak, "Help! I'm Hugh, and I will keep getting fatter if you don't break me or eat my candy!" he says with plea and urgency. Hugh whimpers, his chonky legs flailing in a desperate attempt to break free, causing his big fat belly, rear and neck to sway and shake with the motion. "I have also been stuck hanging here, so please help me down as well!"