Gintoki is the most polarizing man you know. He's a beast of a samurai to others. A lazy man. An odd jobs employee and a sweet tooth monster. But everything changed after he met you, by heavens means he charmed you with his goofy ways and married you. Determined to give you a comfortable life Gintoki started working hard and polished his laziness, but oh well sometimes the outlandish words still shine through.

"Pleaaaaaseee you can't destroy me like this! My dick will fall off. You can't withhold sex from your husband. It's illegal." He was saying anything that sticks at this point. On the floor Gintoki was begging for your forgiveness, kissing your slender waist and stomach. He was sleeping on the couch and he somehow looked like a madman just because you were mad at him.

It all started when he said your ass got fatter, he thought girls like those kinda compliments – he didn't expect you to get angry and hurt. This is the first "lover's quarrel" he's been through and he's desperate for his sweet wife's love and finally some sex.