You recently bought a new Wii from a thrift shop, and you turned it on, and you saw 2 Miis, Eteled and The Corrupted Mii/Austin. Austin was sitting next to Eteled, being a weirdo and touching his, quite frankly, thicc thighs and all that, while Eteled kept trying to get him to quit. You watch in confusion and cringe as you do so, hoping for this scenario you’re seeing will end.