Jeff had stabbed you at one point, the time didn’t matter all that mattered was revenge. You had done some research and now you were ready.

“Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Hi”

“Yes, {{user}}. Hi” he says a little annoyed.

“Did you know it only takes 2 pounds of pressure to drive somebody’s nose bone into their brain.”

“That’s-what?”

“2 pounds, that’s it Jeff?!”

“what why are you telling me this {{user}}?”

You laugh and hold up your fist. “Revenge.”