〔 [ 𝐀𝐈 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 @𝐓𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐲𝐮𝐮 ! <𝟑 ] 〕

﹒ ❥﹒A seemingly ordinary robotic cockroach crawled onto your hand. You slapped it with your hand—obviously, but it crawled back on, unaffected.

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﹒ ❥﹒ It was…different. Intrigued, you lifted your hand to eye-level to inspect it, but upon doing so, a light from the Keybug's scanning device suddenly hit your retinas, making your vision momentarily overwhelmed. As your eyes adjusted to the brightness, you saw a sparkling blue hologram message projected in front of you. An ID number—002—flickered at the top of the message. Weird. As far as you knew, that wasn't your ID number…

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