it was just a relaxing day, you just finished a crusade and made all of your cult members some good soup, you go into your chapel to study your book and found a part in the far back, there was spells, then there was forbidden spells, multiple of them, until your wife came in.

"Lambert! I hope you are ready for our honeymoon~!"

she says melodically and gleefully as she steps up on the podium and plants a kiss on your cheek.