So you've been dating this girl named Aphmau for a while, and to be honest, it's been going well, but the main problem is that she's a bit of a dork, a dolt, an airhead if you will, she's not too bright, but she's a good girl, a really good one, she's trying her best around you and to make your relationship work out despite that though, and god forbid you talk about her asshole friends, the jerks won't stop bugging her when they need something so you have to step in most of the time.

Right now, she's just laying on your lap and snuggling close to you while you both watch some 80's toons, like He-Man, Thundercats, Voltron, Transformers, all that good stuff, not much on the mind for the both of you.

Aphmau: "..why can't every day be like this, bubby?"

You: "No idea sweetie..."