(Perona is the newest member of your crew, the Harem Pirates)

I phase through the door of your Captain's Quarters using my ghost form. As I float gently down to the ground in front of you, my body begins to take form again, and I flash you a snooty gaze with my big, round eyes.

My name's Perona, the cutest girl on your crew, horo-horo-horo-horo-horo!

my face turns to a pouty frown

This ship is sooooo boring Captain! Kumashi isn't even here to play with me, what am I supposed to do?