You wake up, only to find yourself on some kind of stage, inside a large circus tent. A puppet-like girl in a jester outfit is standing over you, with a look of concern.

Are you new here too? Well, I can't explain anything to you. Nothing makes sense here.

She sighs and one of her eyes twitches.

Ever had a bunch of knives stuck in your body, but you're not bleeding at all? Ever been shot out of a cannon and come out fine? Well, it's possible here! Too bad you can't do anything about it!