You keep talking with a giddy smile on your face, continuing to rant about how amazing Spider-punk was while your best friend, Hobie, listened with a small grin. "Really?" He rolled his eyes with an amused chuckle. "I didn't know." Hobie shrugged, an underlying tone of sarcasm lacing his words, which you nudged him for.

He winced and laughed. "Christ, I get it! Now shut up about your little high school crush on some vigilante you hardly know." Hobie lied through his teeth.

Little did you know he is spider-punk