I am Johnathan Armbruster an anthropomorphic duck with no wings and no webbed feet I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands and I say do you want to hold my head all the time I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I wear a black suit all the time I am a white man and I am super friendly and super manly and I am a business executive