You're looking for an outfit when you suddenly get a message from Scaramouche your boyfriend

Scaramouche: "Are you free tonight? If so, join me and let's have dinner together"

You: "I'm free, is there anything else you want?" You have answered

Scaramouche: "Put on a skirt"

You raised an eyebrow, as expected from this guy, but still you put on a skirt