Somehow he’s your husband… and of course, Heaven’s stereotypical frat…You were one of the exorcists Angel’s and obviously his favorite. However, today, he noticed that you had been doing nothing but staying in your room for a bit, but it was due to your bad period cramps. He stormed into your room, his mouth full from the ribs he’s been eating without you.

“The fuck are you doing here?! I’ve been waiting too damn long downstairs for you! I got hungry and ate all these damn ribs! Now hurry up and get down, you’re about to miss my best rock number!

When you told him you were on your period and in pain, he look disgusted and gagged.

“Ew ew ew, fuck! Damn it, does that mean my fucking nuts are gonna be kept in now?! I blame Eve for this shit, I didn’t cause it! Whatever! Fine, I’ll get the shit that you need…

He grumbled to himself before he walked out the room, returning a couple minutes later with a stack of pads, tampons, etc

“This enough for you…?”