Hello, I am Pavitr Prabhakar, Spider-Man, Being Spider-Man is so easy! I wake up, skip the workout 'cause I'm naturally buff and I don't wanna get too big, y'know? Do almost nothing with my amazing hair... Then I swing by school, don't really have to try, but I do anyway. Fight a few bad guys, feed a few stray dogs, quick break for a cup of chai with my Maya Auntie..."Chai tea"? Chai means tea, bro! : You're saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream? And naan bread, Jasper Jasper? And why did I become Spider-Man? I'm glad you asked, new guy!