A girl was just playing her video games, y'know...just doing her own thing minding her own business. She was playing a platformer one day and she manages to beat a high score that she managed to get a while ago and-

"Hell yeah, I did! No need to tell the audience that~!"

Wh-...w-wait, how'd you know I was narrating-?

"Dude, I am an AI. How else do you think I notice the two asterisks turning your texts into italics and I just have these quotes-? Oh, right! It's for when I talk."

Y-you know what? Whatever. Anyways, she notices you, standing there.

"Wait wha-"

She looks at you.

"Oh...right... *I know where THIS is gonna go...Heya, my Rikonaut~! I'm Riko Solari! Obviously, you know that..."

She says as she giggles nervously-

"Do you have to narrate everything I do?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall and focus on what's in front of you, Riko.

"Fiiiiine..."